You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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