She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
