I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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