I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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