Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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