It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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