Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
they call him Oral-B. enough said
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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