I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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