with your own penis?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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