I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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