Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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