and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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