u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Alive.
So much puke
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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