so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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