I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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