I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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