all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
