He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
this beer tastes like vomit already
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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