Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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