Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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