After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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