oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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