Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I think I just shit out all my problems.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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