Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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