So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
