You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
North Korea, Best Korea!
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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