I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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