when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Farmville is her only friend.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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