Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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