id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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