Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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