ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize
