There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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