I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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