Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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