"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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