As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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