Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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