from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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