The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm like, not good at living.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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