I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Will you blow on my dice?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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