brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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