he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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