Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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