I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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