Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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