I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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