this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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