Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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