If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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